Typewriter Rodeo: Forgot Your Password?

Each week, the Standard reaches out to Austin’s Typewriter Rodeo for a custom poem on Texas topics.

By Jodi EgertonMarch 30, 2018 12:43 pm| ,

Tech experts say we should have long, strong passwords. They tell us not to use our pets’ names, or our kids’ birthdays.

Forgot Your Password?

Click here to reset your…noooo

Let me try one more time

With capital letters

Or my uncles hamster’s birth day

Wait – was this the one where I spelled my favorite

Brand of tube socks but re placed all the vowels

With numbles that are multiple of

My best friend’s social security number?

Or – yes! This has to be the one where I took the

third letter from the fourth word

In all of Willie Nelson’s hits, ordered by

Release date.

Hmm.

nope.

Ramen menu add-ons? Nope.

Hamilton lyrics in reverse? Nope.

Quadratic equation if -b is the circumference

Of a roller skate wheel…YES!

I’m in! Success! I am a password genius!

I…will…never…forget this password…again

(Yeah right)

 

Produced by Laura Rice.