Lots of social media posts require some reading between the lines. Or perhaps it’s just that character limits prevent us from speaking our truth completely.
The Reality Behind My Social Media Posts
Happy Friday, loves!
Check out my sweet new hairdo!
(Note: This hairdo courtesy of the cup of yogurt
poured on my hair by a screaming two year old
who was cosmically offended
because I put the yogurt into the blue cup
and she was pretty sure she had made it clear
that she is a green cup only sort of yogurt-eater)
Best Vacation Ever1 The ocean waves are so magical!
(Note: but not magical enough to diffuse the
ear piercing shriek of the unsuspecting recipient
of a jellyfish sting to the belly button
nor the endless complaints of why is there sand
in all of my parts and why won’t he stay
on his side of the bunk bed room)
(Note: This is true. But also I am wearing a ponytail
because someone gave me a haircut while I
was passed out n the floor during carton-
thirty and I am pretty sure there is avocado
in my ear and a lego in my sock and
I haven’t gotten a decent night’s sleep
in ever but all is perfect and I’m not
crying I’m just inspired out of my