Some Whataburger fans love the Texas chain so much that they feel the need to take home a souvenir. Like many of the restaurant’s original outlets, the pilfered keepsakes feature a prominent A-frame.
On the Unlikely Passtime of Pilfering Table Tents
I ordered my double with cheese
Lettuce, tomato, a side of fries
A chocolate shake, an apple pie
And a carefully crafted disguise
For I’m in the land in my small town
I leave my classmates bereft
No Whataburger table tent is safe
From my crafty petty theft
You can take your big bank vault
And spin it with a side of Whatachick’n
For table tent #42
Is all mine for the pickin’
Produced by Laura Rice.